DWTS GALLERY - Patti & Artem - S20 Wk05

DWTS - 10th ANNIVERSARY

SEASON 20, Week 5

GALLERY:  Patti & Artem
Pictures go with written review:
Patti & Artem - Review of DWTS Season 20, Week 05 
(click here to see)

It's Disney Night! oh, its so much fun to guess the
characters as they come out ... ooh! here's one now!
It's ... it's ... wait, who is that?
(Gorgeous production ... but ... nope, still no clue!)

A moment of elegance in Patti & Artem's Waltz.

So ... there's Pinocchio, Geppetto, and I saw Figaro, the cat ...
which would make Artem, Jiminy Cricket (?), and
Patti, The Yellow Fairy ... wait ... ... what the !?!??

Patti, with BOTH feet off the ground, being held
by Artem during their Waltz ... <Looking around> ...
Nope, ... no "Lift Police" !?!
("Lift Police" is Judge Carrie Anne Inaba's self-proclaimed title
when taking off whole points while judging / scoring a Waltz
for even the slightest-of-slight "lifts" during the dance!)
Artem is great; and, I like Patti; but,
why the blatant double-standards this Season?!
It is quite tiresome!

Patti and Artem wishing (get it?) that
they would have chosen better costumes!
Seriously...who is she?
Just kidding,guys!  You were very enjoyable ... ...
< frustrated groan > I still can't figure it out!