DWTS Season 22, Week 02
REVIEW: Mischa & Artem
“Dancing” (Just not in the traditional sense of the word, I guess!) the Cha-Cha to “Pata Pata”
by Miriam Makeba, it’s Mischa “It’s not MY fault!” Barton,
and her poor, poor (poor, POOR!) Professional partner, Artem Chivintsev!
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Mischa & Artem
DWTS Season 22, Week 02
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It was Artem’s “strict” Teaching Method; it was the lack of Music in Rehearsal; it was the Live Music during the actual Performance; it was the too-difficult, Choreographed Steps; it was the uncomfortable (given the way she was constantly slouching in it and tugging at it) Dress … Oh, heck! It may have even been that non-existent Fly buzzing ‘round the Ballroom! … It was ANYTHING (… anything, anything, ANYTHING!) but Mischa’s own fault that that Dance was so (Oh, what’s the word?) … HORRIFIC!!
Well, make no mistake, “Blues” Barton, (and don’t kid yourself now) that was all you, Sad Sack!
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Mischa & Artem
DWTS Season 22, Week 02
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… And let me tell you that
the ensuing outcome was sooo much
worse than you had feared.
(But, hey! Cheer up (if that’s possible), not ALL is so very bleak!
… Now we (the Fans) can all dread next Week’s
Routine with you!
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Mischa & Artem
DWTS Season 22, Week 02
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I mean, after all, what’s that saying about Misery loving company? …
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Mischa & Artem
DWTS Season 22, Week 02
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See video (below) to watch Mischa & Artem's Cha-cha on Week 02 of DWTS, Courtesy of Dancing With The Stars' great YouTube channel!
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