DWTS Season 22, Week 04
REVIEW: Wanya & Lindsay
Ladies and Gentlemen, dancing a positively
Pur-r-r-r-r-fect Samba to “Circle of Life” from The Lion King, Boyz II Men
Singer, Wanya Morris, and his
Professional dancing partner, Lindsay
Arnold, submitted their Disney
Routine!
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Wanya & Lindsay
DWTS Season 22, Week 04
Disney Night
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Talk about your Rip-ROARING Routines, I absolutely LOVED this Dance!
Exhibiting a no less than kingly Performance, Wanya just simply came out on Monday night’s Dance Floor and completely KILLED it!!
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Wanya & Lindsay
DWTS Season 22, Week 04
Disney Night
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(“Mufasa!” “<Shudder> Ooooo!! … Do it again!”)
[For those of you who didn’t quite get that, shame on you …]
A Powerful Frame, Fierce Rhythm, Spot-on Footwork, and one truly exhilaratingly FEROCIOUS Attitude all came together for the exemplary Competitor that is Wanya on Disney Night, producing what was most certainly his GREATEST Dance of the Season thus far! … And, believe you me, dwtslovers, that when it comes to this particular King of the Ballroom (Get it?) that is saying a whole lot!!
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Wanya & Lindsay
DWTS Season 22, Week 04
Disney Night
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Presented to us, for our viewing pleasure, by what was some of the BEST Choreography to have ever been exhibited on a Disney Night (Wonderful Job, Lindsay!!), the immaculate Dancing that was displayed by Wanya within the Glitter Dome went on to very easily and naturally receive a just scoring of all 10’s … <Record Scratch> …Wait, WHAT?! … Only “9”’s?? SERIOUSLY?! Have you Judges just totally lost your minds, or something?? That’s friggin’ CRAZY!!
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Wanya & Lindsay
DWTS Season 22, Week 04
Disney Night
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(“There’s one on every” Judging Panel, I guess! … There’s at least TWO on DWTS’ …)
“I loved seeing this side of you [Wanya],” expressed an un-amused Judge Carrie Ann Inaba, when critiquing the Performance, “this ‘Primal’, ‘Powerful’ side; but, what I think is that you over-danced it a little in the beginning, and you lost control of it <Interrupted by loud, vehement Booing from the show’s live Audience> He’s nodding, people! [Referring to the emphatic nodding being displayed by Wanya during her reproof] You lost control of it, and you were a bit out of step in the beginning! … I love seeing this side [of you, Wanya], I want more of that, but I want it to work!”
… You want it to work?
…You want it to WORK??
…You want it to WORK?!
You want WHAT to work, Carrie Ann?!!
Excuse me, but, speaking for the rest of this Samba’s viewers who DIDN’T seemingly pop a bunch of Stupid Pills before Monday night’s show, Wanya was just “work”-ing it, ALL OVER THE DANCE FLOOR!!
I mean, good grief, Inaba, did you even see the TREMENDOUS Dancing that just took Place, RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU?!! PERFECT Frame, PERFECT Lines, PERFECT Musicality, PERFECT, kingly Character Portrayal, and on his toes THE WHOLE FREAKING TIME … Honestly, Carrie Ann “Insane”, how much more “work”-ing could you possibly want?!!!
For crying (or, “roaring”, I guess) out loud, I seriously doubt that, even in your “Hey-Day”, you could have done any better yourself! … And, what’s worse, I think you may know this, Carrie Ann … (Have you just COMPLETELY lost it?? ‘Cause we want YOU to work again!)
Oh, OH! And poor Wanya was “nodding”, Carrie Ann, because he is (in my opinion) just not the sort to question someone who SHOULD “know best”! … That is just part of the responsibility of being a Dance Judge, Inaba, and why stupid comments that are seemingly born out of your own, personal, foul mood should never escape your lips when sitting behind the show’s Judges’ Desk … shame on you!
“… You know,” Head Judge Len Goodman observed of the Dance, “some people call it ‘Samba’, some people call it ‘Samba’, I call it ‘Fan-tas-tic’!”
… Thank you, Len, thank you.
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Wanya & Lindsay
DWTS Season 22, Week 04
Disney Night
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See video (below) to watch Wanya & Lindsay's Samba on Week 04 of DWTS, Courtesy of Dancing With The Stars' great YouTube channel!
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