DWTS Season 23,
Week 07 REVIEW: Marilu & Derek
Performing a Charleston to “Never Forget You” by Post Modern Jukebox, feat. Addie Hamilton, for Week 07’s
Eras Night, it's DWTS' one and only
6-time Mirror Ball Champion, Derek Hough,
and his totally-doesn’t-need-his-input-or-anyone's-for-that-matter-celebrity
Partner …. <Re-checking Writer’s Notes> ….
Oh! Whoops!! My bad.
Make that Actress, Marilu
Henner!
This dance was so cute!! ... Well, Derek's part was anyway. ... Marilu looked more like, Pinocchio from Hell!
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(Seriously, did
anyone else catch a glimpse of Marilu’
facial expressions and general, wooden actions during her performance??
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Marilu & Derek
DWTS Season 23, Week 07
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<Shiver> Ugh, it’ll just about give you
the creeps!! I mean, what was she even doing with all that ridiculous nonsense
anyway???)
In any case, folks, she’s got no [Derek] strings to hold her down, to make her fret or make
her frown!
<Drumming Fingers with Frustration>
… She had [Derek]
strings; but now, as we all can see, there are no more [Derek] strings on her! (YAY?)
… Which development
mi-i-ight explain why her Dancing and Performance levels have been
PARTICULARLY bad of late … even for her,
which, if one may so observe, is certainly saying something!
(Hey! I don’t make
the rules, Marilu, I just watch and enjoy the Show, but you may wanna re-think
your newest “Formula” after this Week's low scores!)
That said, the Ballroom and Latin Phenomenon that is Derek positively KILLED it with the Choreography of this Routine,
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Marilu & Derek
DWTS Season 23, Week 07
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Marilu & Derek
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(… Sooo, I’m just asking:
When the [Creative] Power-hungry Puppet breaks away from its strings
within a Horror Film, isn’t THAT the time
that fans, er, people run away in terror?? … Just sayin'!)
One last note, and unfortunately, I can't say the same for both of you but, Derek, you totally killed the the tap dancing! I absolutely loved, loved, LOVED that section!!
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Marilu & Derek
DWTS Season 23, Week 07
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See video below to watch Marilu & Derek's Charleston on Week 07 of DWTS, courtesy of Dancing With The Stars' great YouTube channel!
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