DWTS Season 20, Week 05
REVIEW: Chris & Witney
Chris & Witney:
<singing> "Tiptoooooe through the tuliiiips! ... " ... Sorry,
for some reason that song keeps getting stuck in my head whenever I remember
this dance!
Chris Soules and his professional dancing
partner, Witney Carson, danced the Quickstep Monday night to
"Zero to Hero" from Hercules.
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| Chris & Witney at one of the best moments of their dance. |
Well, Witney danced the Quickstep, anyway!
As for Chris, his dancing was more zero than hero,
I'm afraid, as he seemingly "tiptoed" about the ballroom rather than
performing the actual Quickstep; his complete lack of footwork, frame,
and musicality being painful to watch at best!
Don't get me wrong ... I like Chris ... even though he made Witney cry!! ... but, I do hope that he'll give it a serious effort next week!
Don't get me wrong ... I like Chris ... even though he made Witney cry!! ... but, I do hope that he'll give it a serious effort next week!
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| The Greek theme worked for Witney; for Chris, not so much. |
To top it all off, it must be said, (while I do understand
what the costume department was trying to go for) poor Chris' dancing outfit,
with its subtle feminesque flourishes, ended up coming off more Martina
Navratilova … no … make that, Chris Evert ... than Grecian toga!
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| Chris "Evert" Soules & the Incredible Witney Carson |
Witney, on the other hand, was perfect as always,
and positively adorable in her Grecian get-up! Plus, her choreography for
this playful, Disney Night routine was absolutely marvelous!
You go, Witney!!
You go, Witney!!
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| The Hercules-inspired choreography was wonderful, despite Chris' defeatist attitude in practice and performance. |
See Chris & Witney's dance (below) on Week 05, Disney Night, on Dancing With The Stars courtesy of ABC's great DWTS YouTube channel.
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