DWTS Season 22, Week 06
REVIEW: Doug & Karina
“Guys, all
those ‘Hits’ are on the ‘Jai - Ho!’s!” Flutie instructed during his pre-Dance Rehearsal Package, when seemingly
correcting his Week 06 Back-up, Troupe Dancers.
… Too bad that while “Teaching” his too-nice group of Professional Dancers how to move he didn’t pick up on a few of those tips himself!
Dancing a Bollywood Dance to “Jai Ho!” from Slumdog Millionaire, Football Legend, Doug Flutie, and his Professional partner, Karina Smirnoff, presented their Famous Dances Routine.
Well, folks, and while I may prefer and enjoy a Happy Ending as much as the next DWTS Fan, it seems that poor (and might I just add) slightly Deluded Doug was destined for a more harsh and realistic conclusion to his Dancing Season, going home on his absolute WORST Performance to date!
Doug & Karina
DWTS Season 22, Week 06
- Famous Dances Night
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I really don’t think that Doug’s lack of ability to fully grasp the concept of Dancing vs. Going Through/Stomping Out the Motions was ever MORE apparent within this Season then it was on Monday night!
Heavy Footwork, some Stiff Movement and Lines, and a Depressingly Dragging Sense of Musicality brought what might have been a purely Fun and Athletic Number to an Uncomfortable-to-watch-Status, effectively making this already-Famous (hence the evening’s theme), Bollywood Exhibition into a positively Painful, Boring, and (Dare I say it?) more-than-a-little-Ugly Display!
Doug & Karina
DWTS Season 22, Week 06
- Famous Dances Night
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“Uh, [I’m] disappointed,” Doug expressed - following his own Performance - upon receiving a Judges’ Scoring of all “7”s for his Dance, “because I didn’t think we were missing steps; or I didn’t think I was missing steps, I thought it was clean!”
Well, I guess that we should all be grateful then, that Doug's version of "Clean" isn’t what actually flies within the world of Dance or else, honestly, why would anyone ever bother???
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