DWTS
Season 21, Week 07
REVIEW:
Tamar & Val
REVIEW:
Tamar & Val
Dancing a Foxtrot to “People Are Strange” by The Doors, Tamar Braxton and what must be her very embarrassed
Professional partner, Valentin
Chmerkovskiy, submitted their routine.
Tamar & Val
DWTS Season 21, Week 07 -
halloween Week
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Once again barely meeting that seemingly-elusive
(for Tamar, at least) Halfway-Decent standard for Ballroom Dancing, Tamar’s lazy execution, unfinished
Lines, and “My Cat Just Died”, disconnected, numb-faced expression,
“solidified” her inept, Sub-par ability in this competition.
Tamar & Val
DWTS Season 21, Week 07 -
halloween Week
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“Last week’s scores [of all 10’s, though I still
cannot understand why] solidified the fact that I am a contender in this
competition!” declared the self-impressed Ballroom Blight known as Tamar during
her pre-dance Rehearsal Package. “… I
can pick up my steps in three hours,” - Can you now? – “and messin’ up is not
gonna work anymore, it’s about bringing it!” – Is it really, Tamar? Then what, I ask you, was this lethargic slop
you were dancing, because what it wasn’t was a contending Foxtrot …
“… It’s hard for me to say without coming across being shady; but, I’m probably the best dancer in the competition.” Tamar went on to reveal of her inner delusions.
Oh! Oh, you poor, misguided thing! I am so sorry, why I had no idea that this is how you saw yourself! No wonder you haven’t been able to learn squat and progress since the start of this Season! … With or without the allotted three hours …
<Tsk, tsk, tsk> So very tragic.
“… It’s hard for me to say without coming across being shady; but, I’m probably the best dancer in the competition.” Tamar went on to reveal of her inner delusions.
Oh! Oh, you poor, misguided thing! I am so sorry, why I had no idea that this is how you saw yourself! No wonder you haven’t been able to learn squat and progress since the start of this Season! … With or without the allotted three hours …
<Tsk, tsk, tsk> So very tragic.
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