Team Dances – Review of DWTS Season 23, Week 07

DWTS Season 23, Week 07 REVIEW:  Team Dances

Well!  I do believe it’s clear who won this particular Seasonal bout!

Team Past (James & Sharna, Ryan & Cheryl, Calvin & Lindsay, and Maureen & Artem):

Team Past

DWTS Season 23, Week 07

Beautiful, Graceful, Sweeping, Emoting, Sweet, Elegant, Lush, Enchanting, Engrossing, Exquisite, Haunting, and Romantic, I really don’t think there’s enough pleasing pronouns within the English Language to wholly capture just how Marvelous this Performance actually was!!  (Oh, snap!  You see?  There was another one!)

Team Past

DWTS Season 23, Week 07

A Team Dance Perfection personified – complete with a TERRIFIC Song Choice and every Couple so wonderfully in sync! - I’ve really only one complaint concerning the whole of what was truly a most delighting affair:

Team Past

DWTS Season 23, Week 07

Where were those two other “10”s, and what on earth do you even have them for, DWTS Judges, if not to whip them out on such a deserving time as this?!!

Team Future (Laurie & Val, Marilu & Derek, Jana & Gleb, and Terra & Sasha):

Team Future
DWTS Season 23, Week 07

Mmmm, not quite as epic, I’m afraid!

(Although the Choreography was brilliant!!  I especially enjoyed that ingenious opener that involved Terra!  TERRIFIC!!)

Team Future
DWTS Season 23, Week 07

… Not quite as in sync either!

(It greatly pains me to say it, but it is true!)

And, oh, yes, there was one disastrous screw-up, er, fall by Marilu (Why am I not surprised?)!

... … <Exhaling thoughtfully> Hm.  How’d they get “9”s again??

See videos below to watch both Team Dances on Week 07 of DWTS, courtesy of Dancing With The Stars' great YouTube channel!