DWTS
Season 22, Week 05
REVIEW: Kim & Keo
Dancing an “Oh, but there was a height
difference!”-Viennese Waltz, to “These Arms of Mine” by Otis Redding, it’s The
Facts of Life Actress, Kim Fields,
and her Week 05 Switch Up Pro, Keo
Motsepe.
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Kim & Keo
DWTS Season 22, Week 05
- Switch-up Week
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Well, first off, I just want it noted that I thought Kim’s dancing of this
sultry Motown Routine was no less than excellent!
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Kim & Keo
DWTS Season 22, Week 05
- Switch-up Week
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Beautiful Lines, Feminine Footwork, and a
surprisingly gratifying Passionate Expression of Emotion and Movement all came
together for Fields during
this Number, resulting in what could very easily be described as being one of
her (if not her absolute) BEST and certainly most “Delicious” (to quote Judge Carrie Ann Inaba) Dances to
date!!
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Kim & Keo
DWTS Season 22, Week 05
- Switch-up Week
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I mention this first because it’s more
than due and I really
don’t want to bring Kim (or her Fine Dancing) down, within the following!
<Ahem!> …
WHAT
IS WRONG WITH KEO?!!!
“That’s a hard one,” began Guest Judge, Maksim Chmerkovskiy, with the
Judges’ Critiques of this Dance, “I mean, it’s uh, it’s a beautiful Performance! Uh, [a] very lovely Dance,
um, great from beginning to the end,
[but] I have to say though … it’s literally NOT a Viennese Waltz! There’s like half a Step of Viennese Waltz,
the rest is just Beautiful Movement. If
we [The Judges] are going to be fair, and we’re going to demand things from
others, we have to demand them from everybody. There was [only] half a Step of
Viennese Waltz, there was no Frame … I can’t even criticize the Frame because
there was none! … Like I said, it’s a little difficult!”
Wow! That
was really just, like, PERFECTLY observed and so aptly phrased there, Maks; and, I, where I might
usually add a line or two of my own, I won’t, since it appears it would really
be repetitive and redundant and repetitive
and redundant.
(What? No Fun
lovers out there?)
“Thank God, you’re here Maks,” added Head Judge, Len Goodman, “because it’s
normally me against the world! … Why not
ONE Step in Hold?! Not ONE! It’s the Viennese Waltz! You talk about “Pictures” [referring to Judge
Bruno Tonioli’s comment that
the Dance was like “a series of beautiful Pictures”] - the Viennese Waltz is
about Rotation, it’s about Movement, it’s about natural, Reverse Turns … Why
not Hold?!”
“It’s a height difference between me and her [Kim]”
retorted Keo, clearly (in my opinion) aggravated.
(Arguring with the Judges? Really, Keo???)
“If I do a Hold, it looks very small …” he finished
lamely.
C'mon, Keo, that’s ridiculous!! … It’s wasn’t that you couldn't have done any
better; it’s merely that you chose not to. And, Hey! Kudos, Keo! The dance was, in fact, beautiful! But you had to have known that the judges were going to "ding" you for your lack of content, right?
“… I also wanna remind people” threw in Maks,
following the rest of Keo’s inexcusable excusing, “of Maks & Meryl: There’s a BIG height difference.”
Yeah, Keo, “Maks
& Meryl”, as in, beloved Season 18 Mirror Ball Champions Maks &
Meryl!! … Of course, there wasn’t really
THAT great of a Height Difference between Maks & Meryl (but, point taken,
Maks!)
… Oh, Oooo! I have a better example!! Let’s try, oh, I dunno, VON & WITNEY from last Week?!!!
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Von & Witney
DWTS Season 22, Week 04
Disney Night
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Hellooo, their beautiful Disney Night VIENNESE WALTZ ... is this ringing a bell, Keo???
You know, that Viennese Waltz that they had
(apparently!) so MIRACULOUSLY pulled off, despite the fact that IF they had
been asked to dance to a song from fellow Disney
Flick, Rapunzel, Von could have easily portrayed The Tower to Wit’s Rapunzel?!!
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Von & Witney
DWTS Season 22, Week 04
Disney Night
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<Exasperated Sigh> I really like you as a Pro,
Keo, so next time curb your own insanity, would you please??
See video (below) to watch Kim & Keo's Viennese Waltz on Week 05 of DWTS, Courtesy of Dancing With The Stars' great YouTube channel!