DWTS DOUBLE Elimination: Babyface & Allison and Vanilla Ice & Witney – Season 23, Week 04

Babyface & Allison

AND

Vanilla Ice & Witney

ELIMINATED

on Dancing with the Stars

Babyface & Allison
AND
Vanilla & Witney
ELIMINATED
DWTS Season 23, Week 04

WHAT?!!

OKAY!!  Just rewind for a moment here!  …

I mean, no offense, or anything, but I can see how it was Babyface & Allison’s time to go …Dance-wise (Although, Season 23 Competitor-wise, Babyface was always very much enjoyable!)

Babyface & Allison

DWTS Season 23, Week 04

 … but Vanilla Ice & Witney???

Vanilla Ice & Witney

DWTS Season 23, Week 04

REALLY?!!

Team IceNSpice was GREAT – Dance-wise or OTHER-wise!! – and anyway, everyone who’s anyone with sense knows that it was Maureen’s and Marilu’s turn to go next … on ANY-wise!

(Sorry, Derek and Artem; but I know you guys know it’s true!)

Good grief!  What a bunch of imbeciles.

Babyface & Allison – Review of DWTS Season 23, Week 04

DWTS Season 23,

Week 04 REVIEW:

Babyface & Allison

Babyface & Allison

DWTS Season 23, Week 04

Presenting a Better Late than NEVER Tango to “Come Together” by The Beatles from The Beatles:  LOVE, Kenny “Babyface” Edmonds and his Professional Dance Partner, Allison Holker, danced their Cirque du Soleil Night Routine.

 Spotlights, please “come together, right now, over ME!!”

Babyface & Allison

DWTS Season 23, Week 04

… Is what poor Team Holkerface had to be thinking during their Monday Night, Cirque du Soleil Tango!

(<Wiping Tear> <SNORT!> I kill myself!!)

… But, really I shouldn’t joke, for Babyface’s epic dancing-fail was certainly no laughing matter when displayed during this Routine, especially considering the fact that this particular Creative Concept only served to <Ahem!> highlight Babyface's total lack of passion and generally apathetic take on what could easily be dubbed as a most – dare I say? – BORING showing from the Musician!

Sorry, man, but you know, you simply can’t win them all!

… Maybe next Week!


See video below to watch Babyface & Allison's Tango on Week 04 of DWTS, courtesy of Dancing With The Stars' great YouTube channel!

Babyface & Allison vs. Jana & Gleb – Review of DWTS Face-off, Season 23, Week 03

DWTS Season 23, Week 03
Face-off REVIEW:
Babyface & Allison
vs.
Jana & Gleb

Performing two Jives (We-e-e-ell … “Performing”, at any rate!), Kenny “Babyface” Edmonds & Allison Holker faced-off against fellow DWTS Couple, Jana Kramer & Glen Savchenko in an not-so-hot Battle of the Flicks and Kicks!


Babyface & Allison:


YIKES!!

… “Babyface”, Lead Feet!

Slow, dragging, and just a bit of an epic-downer, Babyface’s non-Jiving-skillz proved a disappointing and uneventful affair, as his much more understated approach to what is a  stereo-typically fast and furious Style of Dance served to lull its Viewers rather than excite them.

Babyface & Allison 

DWTS Season 23, Week 03

Kudos do, of course, go out to Allison on the other hand, whose up-beat and enthusiastic Choreography made sure to keep audiences on their toes …if not her Celebrity Partner!



Jana & Gleb:


Ooo, ouch!!

Well, folks, it would appear that we, the Fans, were doomed to see not one but TWO unmerciful butcherings of that (evidently!) long-lost Ballroom concept, the Jive, as Country Music Singer, Jana’s, decisively more chaotic take on this Dance proved every bit as DISASTROUS as her Contender's!

Jana & Gleb
DWTS Season 23, Week 03

Spastic, Flat-footed, and – dare I say? – CLUNKY, this particularly painful performance was undoubtedly Jana’s absolute worst to date; and was made even more horribly poignant by her partner Gleb’s misguided attempt to cover up Jana’s obvious lack of Technical ability by adding even more Dance Steps that were little to completely unrelated to an actual Jive, instead of using that same time to better tutor her in the art of Kicks and Flicks!

Sorry, guys!  … Team Glamer is still easily one of my personal favorites within the Competition, so come back and do better, alright?

See videos (2, below) to watch Babyface & Allison's AND Jana & Gleb's Jive on Week 03 of DWTS, courtesy of Dancing With The Stars' great YouTube channel!

DWTS Team Names!! – Season 23

A List of TEAM NAMES

For DWTS, Season 23’s

13 Competing Couples!!

Marilu & Derek – Team Hennergy

Vanilla Ice & Witney
– Team IceAndspice

Babyface & Allison
– Team HolkerFace

Calvin & Lindsay – Team Linsatron

Jana & Glen – Team Glamer

Ryan & Cheryl – Team Cherloch

Laurie & Val – Team Valaur

Terra & Sasha – Team XL

Rick & Emma
– Team DanceForOurVets

James & Sharna – Team StopAndGo

Jake & Jenna –  Team JSquared

Amber & Maks – Team SpicySalsa

Maureen & Artem – Team Maureen

Babyface &Allison– Review of DWTS Season 23, Week 02

DWTS Season 23, Week 02 REVIEW:  Babyface & Allison

Dancing the Argentine Tango to “The X Files” by Mark Snow, from The X Files, Kenny “Babyface” Edmonds and his Professional Dance Partner, Allison Holker, presented their Week 02 Routine.

Whoa!  Color me Impressed, Babyface’s got some moves!!

Okay, so sure, I’ll grant you that, while dancing, his back may have been just a bit hunched, and that his Kicks ma-a-a-ay not have been at the peak of perfection, or anything; but even still, overall, I found this dramatic showing to be one the better Dances of the evening!

Furthermore, I thought that his scores were a tad harsh, Judges!

(I mean, c'mon, people!  …. Having to perform the Argentine Tango on Week 02?!!  Sheesh, have a heart!)

And let’s talk Allison for just a moment, shall we?!  Who knew that ANYONE was capable of turning that none-song into that dark, steely, and - above all - LATIN Routine that she (with the help,of course, of a certain Producer!) did??!!

Allie, Allie, you GENIUS, you!

All in all, loved it, Team Holkerface, so keep it on up!

See video (below) to watch Babyface & Allison's Argentine Tango on Week 02 of DWTS, courtesy of Dancing With The Stars' great YouTube channel!