Friday, January 22, 2016

DWTS Elimination: Carlos & Witney – Season 21, Week 11, The Finals, Night 01


Carlos PenaVega and Witney Carson ELIMINATED

on Dancing With The Stars



Carlos & Witney
Eliminated
DWTS - Season 21, Week 11 -
Night 01 - Finals




So, Carlos & Witney marked the last Couple Eliminated from DWTS, Season 21…

<!Record Scratch!>Wait, WHAT?!

<Re-reading own sentence … Carlos & Wi... > Yeah, that’s what it says!

ARE YOU PEOPLE CRAZY ????!!!!!!!

Friggin’ Carlos PenaVega and Witney-I-don’t-know-why-she-ever-bothers-with-ANY-of-you-idiots-Carson ????

Good Grief, America, they were, without a DOUBT (and with the one exception of
Bindi & Derek), the BEST competing Couple, by FAR, all Season long!!

WHAT is wrong with you?!!

And you, DWTS Judges, what is wrong with you?!

YOU, who would not dane to give this whole-other-level-of-SPECTACULAR-Couple a fair and just scoring until the FRIGGIN’ FINALS!!!

(Have you never heard the expression “Too little, too late”??!!)  And while we are ranting, what are YOU doing, Dancing With The Stars, Eliminating ANY Couple on the eve of the Finale??!!

For crying out loud, they are (Well, WERE, thanks to you knuckle-heads!) the four Season 21 FINALISTS, and as such, deserve ALL of the bells, whistles, and fanfare that come with this hard-earned distinction!  Not to be Eliminated like they were only a friggin’ SEMIFINALIST!! 

Regardless, seeing as how you’d already clearly lost all sense of fairness this Season, and therefore felt the need to pull this moronic stunt, why (oh WHY!) did it have to be #TeamBrownSugar?!

If any unfortunate Finalist Couple had to receive one last proverbial boot, and understand that I am of the opinion that NONE of them should have had to go ANYWHERE, it should have been Nick & Sharna.

Frankly speaking, and as much as it pains me to say it, being a fan of #TeamSharnick, Nick Carter and his ever-present, Horrid, Hunching Habit just doesn’t measure up to the Ballroom Dancing magnitude of Bindi Irwin or Carlos!  Nor did he risk his own life and limb heroically saving a train-full of potential victims by forcibly (and, May I just say, IMPRESSIVELY) subduing a heavily-armed, homicidal maniac like Alek Skarlatos, so …

But, again, and to be clear, I don’t think that ANYONE should have gone!

It’s all just so … oh, what’s the word? … STUPID (!!), and WRONG, and poor (poor, poor) Carlos & Witney were, UNBELIEVABLY, the ones made to suffer for it.

Carlos & Witney
Eliminated
DWTS - Season 21, Week 11 -
Night 01 - Finals 



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